fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

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game84cube:

wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

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marauders4evr:

Tumblr is one of the only places where people know that just because something’s animated, it doesn’t have to be for kids. And even if it is for kids, it can still be enjoyed by adults.

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sciaenops:

Two things about this little attraction at Disneyland Paris.

1.) Scream donation is the cutest thing ever.  And useful.  Got rowdy kids?  “Go scream into that thing for awhile.”  Theraputic AND fun!

2.) Look who’s on the sign.  83

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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blurrymelancholy:

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

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hollandmartinn:

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thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

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jmeemarie:

color palette project: ginny + 1 and harry + 13

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